A Crazy Random Happenstance

Aug 22

"I thought we were having a moment."
"I was having 12% of a moment."

hmmm….coincidence?

Aug 22

Ah snap!

Aug 22
Aug 22

jadenite:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ouyangdan:

MOST ACCURATE POST IS MOST ACCURATE

This fits Hawkeye so well…

I laughed at this so much harder than I should have.

Aug 22
edwardspoonhands:

andinthecrushofthedark:

AS SOON AS I SUBMITTED THIS I WAS LIKE I HOPE THIS DOESN’T GET USED IN A VIDEO OR SOMETHING
GODDAMMIT HANK
GODDAMMIT
I’m kidding but seriously of every photo in the world of me that could be displayed on a very public platform
GET WELL SOON JOHN

I loved this one…I thought it was fantastic. I literally looked at this very photo and thought “God Damnit…why can’t we all just admit that we’re ridiculous hairless monkeys and put pine cones on our heads and just have a good time.”

edwardspoonhands:

andinthecrushofthedark:

AS SOON AS I SUBMITTED THIS I WAS LIKE I HOPE THIS DOESN’T GET USED IN A VIDEO OR SOMETHING

GODDAMMIT HANK

GODDAMMIT

I’m kidding but seriously of every photo in the world of me that could be displayed on a very public platform

GET WELL SOON JOHN

I loved this one…I thought it was fantastic. I literally looked at this very photo and thought “God Damnit…why can’t we all just admit that we’re ridiculous hairless monkeys and put pine cones on our heads and just have a good time.”

Aug 22

alittlebitofdisneymagic:

forgettingfilm:

saoritsukiyaori:

hatcadet:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

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It got better

Aug 22

onlyblackgirl:

This whole scene accurately describes the entire music industry of white people ripping off black folks music and fucking it up.

Aug 22
didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people

didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people

Aug 21

quote A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude.

— (via soulsscrawl)
Aug 21

gotham-pretty:

If we’re not friends on snapchat ad me for more neat stories @lexicution3r

Aug 21
ultrafacts:

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Aug 21

duffelerbontempi:

buzzfeed:

Cartoon characters’ first appearances versus most recent appearances.

wosw the dont age at all. whats their secret :)

Aug 21
Aug 21

astor-and-blue:

Have you ever finished a book, closed it, set it down, and just sat staring at the wall for a while like:

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Aug 21